Dating a crazy girl
I came home a few times to find Cherry and her boyfriend drunk on my porch writing me weird love notes.
She doesn't love you like I do.'Keep in mind all those words came out at lightning speed and she was drunk. I go do my thing, ignore her texts, go home and pass out around 1am.
Dating a crazy chick is sort of a rite of passage for guys.
But then, sooner or later, you wake up one morning thinking about how much you want to break up with her, but you are kind of scared.
They take her back to her apartment and calm her down. I tell her I understand how hard it is, but that I'm going to miss work and I can't afford to miss a day's pay. I go to work after getting maybe 2 hours sleep in total. Weird, but being a 20-something guy I'm okay with it.
I do the only thing I can think of - I call the police. It took them an hour, and she was banging on the door screaming and crying for the entire hour. At this point it's near four AM. rolls around, and she calls me and wakes me up. At this point, I tell her I think it's a bad idea that we talk anymore. Sue, my girlfriend, was going to bring dinner by after she got off work at eight. A week or two later she is being evicted (I guess they were late on rent already by like two months and eviction had begun) and as some form of weird protest, she paints her upper torso and face bright pink with some kind of body paint and wears a green bikini top as they drag her kicking and screaming out of the place. My six months lease is up and I'm uncomfortable with her knowing where I live, so I move. I tell her I hope she's better, but I can't let her in. Another call to the cops as I lean on my own door to keep her from pushing it in. Then I find out they're in an open relationship and she has permission from her boyfriend to do whatever with me.