Dating a dutch woman

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Due to their love of money, you should not be insulted if at the end of a delightful evening at some nondescript brown cafe, when your date goes through the bill with the scrutiny of an American customs agent checking baggage for the presence of illegal substances.

The Dutchman’s love of money will make him check every item on the bill several times and then with the speed of a supercomputer calculate precisely how much your portion of the bill will be.”You had the White Wine that’s five euros, we had bitterballen to start, there were six.

Religion To get anywhere with a Dutch man you have to be able to understand, respect and tolerate their primary religion which is money.

Dutch men worship money above just about anything else.

This is considered by many Dutch men to be the height of chic and elegance.

Indeed, I suggest to compliment him on his bold and daring use of primary colors and try not to stare at them for the rest of the evening.

Expat women have also been known to visit hairdressers more than twice a year and they are also not strangers to wearing makeup.I guarantee that on your first date with a Dutchmen the standard uniform of Brown Shoes, Blue Jeans, a smart shirt and a suit jacket will be worn.This is because like their female counterparts, Dutch men believe firmly in Doe Maar Normaal, i.e.Don’t hum the tune to the Lion sleeps tonight while running your hands through his hair.Fashion Dutchmen and Brown Shoes go together like Drones and dead civilians, Amsterdam and high apartment rental costs and Miley Cyrus and bad taste.

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