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Probably from all that readily available lotion, man. Even some of the butchest lesbians have that shit on lockdown. You can tell each other anything and they'll actually understand. And then have sex after because of all that boob touching, etc. You can scream-sing dorky lesbian anthems together. isn't the perfect time to belt out Four Non Blondes' "What's Up"? No one can make fun of and also defend with you like she can. Will the braid look like it was done by a drunken bird?
Generally speaking, lesbians are a very soft people and should probably get some sort of lotion sponsorship. Seriously, what the hell happens to straight cis men's cargo shorts?
Not every lesbian wears makeup, so you may still have to bring an overnight bag with you sometimes, but if you're in need of lotion, oh, this girl's got you. Straight cis boy hair is often one of two haircuts: "I need a haircut" or "I got too much of a haircut." Lesbian hair is either: "This is the coolest haircut ever and I know it and you know it" or "This is an incredibly weird haircut and yet you can't stop thinking about making out with me, can you? And it will never be a pair of American Eagle cargo shorts with 19 holes in the crotch that look like bullet holes. When you're dating a girl, you can take all that time you'd spend explaining this shit to a guy and spend it on cuddling instead. Your life together is basically 50 percent talking and 50 percent fucking, and it rules. Which means you get bonus opportunities to make out with someone you're totally bananas about. Let's be honest, she probably already knew because your cycles are synced up.
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